Archive for January, 2012

Wait…. what?

Tuesday, January 31st, 2012

I think this video epitomizes the stoopidity of the entertainment industry. I mean seriously. Watch this. (Sorry I couldn’t find a better quality video, but it definitely gets the message across.)




Last I checked, the Titanic was a real cruise ship…

Everybody Likes Marshmallows.

Tuesday, January 31st, 2012

Even kitties.





And to go with this charming floofy kitty, here is a twist that my boyfriend and I came up with to the classic S’more.




S’moreos

1. Buy some oreos.
2. Buy some marshmallows.
3. Toast a marshmallow over a roaring campfire. Or a few marshmallows. I find that beach campfires work best, but normal campfires also work. Also you can hold marshmallows really close to a stovetop and brown it pretty nicely, but not too close because they do set on fire and you probably don’t want to burn your kitchen down. Or burn the marshmallow. I do not recommend burning the marshmallow. I hear that’s carcinogenic.
4. Twist open an oreo without breaking the cookie pieces. This can be difficult. Trust me.
5. Insert perfectly toasted marshmallow between the parted cookie pieces creating a marshmallow sandwich.
6. Eat delicious campfire treat.
7. Make more and eat them all until you get sick.



Here’s an interesting fact that you probably already knew:
The word “some” plus the word “more” contracted together creates the word “s’more”. Inevitably, you can’t eat just one.

Sleepy kitty eeeeep

Monday, January 30th, 2012

 

Because everybody loves kitties and things that make you go eeep.

 

 

 

Why you should NEVER buy a Honda.

Monday, January 30th, 2012

Watch this video.




You’ve seen Ferris Bueller right? Could it be that they are making a sequel to the greatest 80s movie ever made? (Give or take the Breakfast Club). Could it be possible that they are tributing John Hughes in the most glorious way possible: by creating Ferris Bueller’s Day Off 2????? YES GOD THANK YOU YES!!!



No.



Now that I’ve successfully gotten your hopes up, read the following article. Or even just the title of the article… (aaaaaand cue the worst marketing strategy of all time)



http://jalopnik.com/5879809/exclusive-ferris-buellers-mysterious-super-bowl-ad-is-for-honda



This could have essentially been an incredibly successful marketing campaign if they had chosen to just release the full ad (below) instead of implying a feature-length sequel of the greatest comedy ever produced. That way Honda might not be the most hated car manufacturer in the world right now.




As much as I would like to burn down the next CR-V I see, the full ad is pretty entertaining.



But I’m still majorly disappointed. MAJORLY.

This man is legitimately insane.

Saturday, January 28th, 2012

 

 

 

 

 

Oh Don Cherry.

Awesome.

Friday, January 27th, 2012

 

I hope I get to see a couple of these this Spring

Thursday, January 26th, 2012

 

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

Thursday, January 26th, 2012

 

 

 

This.

Friday, January 20th, 2012

Dope Zebra

Friday, January 20th, 2012

Possibly the greatest thing I’ve seen this year so far.