Archive for February, 2012

Oh My Eep

Friday, February 24th, 2012

Hello friends of Stoopid Things! Yesterday was my boyfriend’s birthday and thus I was much to inebriated all day to post anything. To make up for it, I give you this:

If that is not the squee-est kitty of all time, please show me what is.

Star Wars “Fan” Fail

Thursday, February 23rd, 2012

If you’re a Star Wars fan, you probably don’t think much of the prequel trilogy. But I do guarantee that you have SEEN them. Or at least one of them (when they first were released and when you still had hope that they would live up to the originals.)

So you know who Queen Padme Amidala is… right?

Apparently this person doesn’t.

Those damn hipsters….

How To Do CPR

Wednesday, February 22nd, 2012

Coolest Ad Ever

Wednesday, February 22nd, 2012

Who would have thought that a projection could be so effective? (skip forward to about 23 seconds)

Who The Heck Is Paul McCartney?

Wednesday, February 22nd, 2012

I’m a little behind on this because this is actually a compiled list of people tweeting “Who is Paul McCartney?” after his Grammy performance.

All I can say is ARE YOU F*CK!NG SERIOUS?

I understand that everyone is entitled to their own opinion about what kind of music they think is good and what isn’t, (although I don’t consider a lot of what is on the radio nowadays to be very musical…) but I refuse to accept that this many people are ignorant enough to not know about Paul McCartney. Let alone the fact that we live in the internet age and it would take them less than 30 seconds to answer their own moronic questions. How can you not know who one of the most influential musicians in history is? HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW WHO PAUL MCCARTNEY IS??????? HE WAS A FREAKING BEATLE FOR CHR!ST’S SAKE!!!!

Dear whoever said that there is no such thing as a stupid question,
You have just been proved wrong.
Sincerely, me.

Ms. Pacman Is A Dirty Ho.

Wednesday, February 22nd, 2012

Dinosaurs can’t ice skate

Tuesday, February 21st, 2012


Monday, February 20th, 2012

I am too tired to post anything substantial today so here are some kitties.

Major eeeeeeep.

Dear Florida, Are You F*cking Serious?

Saturday, February 18th, 2012

Read this article:

Rap might be influential but in the case of Lil Wayne and Nicki Minaj, (in my opinion) is influential in the WRONG WAYS.

Nicki Minaj showcases herself as having multiple personalities which is a sign of insecurity, as well as her tendency to make herself like a plastic Barbie doll and wear WAY too much make-up and skin-tight revealing clothing. I’ll give it to her that she’s talented and she definitely gets attention for her originality, but in no way is this suitable behaviour for a ‘teacher’.

Lil Wayne shot himself when he was 12, has a face covered in tattoos, and talks about eating p*ssy in every song he releases. Great teacher material.

This Is F*cking Hilarious.

Saturday, February 18th, 2012

And hilariously true. I clicked on one of these ‘reviews’ and it is basically a girl with her t*ts hanging out ‘reviewing’ things like videos and previews. And they’re terrible reviews. TERRIBLE. I would post an example, but I don’t condone letting them get any more views or putting you all through the torture. You should watch this instead. This guy is crude but I definitely got a laugh out of this. (NSFW – language people, language.)