Me: Tomorrow is the 5th of November, you know what that means?
Boyfriend: Guy forks?
Me: You mean Guy Fawkes? (laughing) Guy Forks???
Boyfriend: Well that’s how my parents say it (in hilarious English accent:) GUY FORKS
Me: (Uncontrollable laughter)
*UPDATE*
HOLY SHIT I just Googled Guy Forks and found this: